P.W. Griffin

Patrick Wringworm Griffin's first words after being delivered from his mother Letitia-Anne Griffin's womb were not babyish babbles or cries, for instead he pulled his new mother close and proclaimed for his father, the doctors, and all else in the room to hear, "clean yourself up mother for we must make haste — the Piccadilly Odeon presentation of Wild Strawberries starts in exactly forty minutes....