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Esme's Life Sucks
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Esme's Life Sucks

TBA
Directed byFrøydis Fossli Moe
0h 13m

Esme is a vampire looking for love. When she attends a Supernatural Speed Dating event, she must navigate the chaotic dating pool - rude goblins, gym-bro werewolves, and 700-year-old vampires with a thing for age gaps. But when she meets a mysterious man in the romantic gardens, maybe her life won't suck so much after all.

CAST
Callie CookeEsmePearl ChandaCelesteHerman TømmeraasColinConor NeavesSnakeman
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GENRES
HorrorComedy
STATUSReleased
RATING
NR

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