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Cruise of the Gods

2002
Directed byDeclan Lowney
1h 30m

Andy Van Allen, former hero of the cult 80s futuristic TV show Children of Castor, is now working as a hotel porter. When Andy receives an unusual offer - the Children of Castor fan club-organised cruise around the Greek islands, with him as the principal celebrity - a combination of Andy's cynicism, his fans' adoration, a misguided sexual encounter and an unexpected reunion with his more famous co-star, Nick Lee, ensure the paradise cruise is far from plain sailing.

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Rob BrydonAndy Van AllenSteve CooganNick Lee
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ComedyDramaTV Movie
STATUSReleased
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4.8

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