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Blonde Heat (The Case of the Maltese Dildo)
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Blonde Heat (The Case of the Maltese Dildo)

1985
Directed byTim McDonald
1h 28m

Mark Lowe, Private Investigator, is approached by a woman to help her find The Maltese Dildo. Mere description of the dildo drives women mad with desire. Mark must, therefore, interview many women regarding this strange object. Will he find it? Who cares!

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SekaMona La PierreAngelLori EdwardsGina Carrera
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Richard PachecoWally Lickman
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GENRES
ComedyMystery
STATUSReleased
RATING
5.0

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