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The Epic Tale of Kalesius and Clotho: A Meditation on the Impossibility of Romantic Love in a Rapidly Expanding Universe
The Epic Tale of Kalesius and Clotho: A Meditation on the Impossibility of Romantic Love in a Rapidly Expanding Universe
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The Epic Tale of Kalesius and Clotho: A Meditation on the Impossibility of Romantic Love in a Rapidly Expanding Universe

2003
Directed byKyle Gilman
0h 27m

A deadpan farce about the many forms of obsession and a hilarious chronicle of the first filmmaker to make a movie based on Koufos' ancient Greek myth Kalesius and Clotho

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Dan Rosenthal
Dan/Kalesius
Ashley Fox LintonJanine/Clotho
Jennie TarrJennie Tarr
Jamie CarmichaelJennie's Brother
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GENRES
Comedy
STATUSReleased
RATING
NR

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