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They Make You Grow a Beard
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They Make You Grow a Beard

2017
Directed byAnthony Kinsella
0h 11m

A young father must fight to save his son, when he finds out that his friends are being replaced by people with beards. An absurdist horror, the film looks satirically at the changing nature of the modern man.

CAST
Patrick MurphyMichaelPaul Quinn Jr.PaulBrendan FarrellLead BeardPatrick BokinScott
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GENRES
ThrillerComedyHorror
STATUSReleased
RATING
4.0

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