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Hard as Wood

2005
Directed byChris Ward
2h 36m

Sex in the great outdoors! Sun, fresh air, trees, and humpy country men with bulging jeans and muscular chests...this is what the good life is made of. Country life is hard work, but sweat and strain build perfect bodies. And who could be better than a bunch of corn-fed American studs who aim to deliver every possible sexual pleasure?

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Chuck DiRoccoColin WestFrançois Sagat
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STATUSReleased
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