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Speak English or Die - The Cosmic Jerk-Off
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Speak English or Die - The Cosmic Jerk-Off

1996
Directed byPetter Baiestorf
0h 13m

This short film is an attempt to explore "Star Wars" (sic) style interplanetary wars. It stars Marcos Braun and Carli Bortolanza, with interpretations in the best "low budget" style possible.

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Carli BortolanzaTécnico da NasaMarcos BraunTécnico das NASA 2/AlienígenaPetter Baiestorf
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Técnico da NASA 3
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Science FictionComedy
STATUSReleased
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4.5

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