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Varnished

2025
Directed byTom Taplin
0h 12m

In the quiet English suburbs of Oak Valley, something is afoot… When a local couple’s irreplaceable dining table mysteriously vanishes, the village becomes the centre of a gripping criminal investigation. Detective Inspector Armoire is on the case (and grateful for something to do), but can he find the culprit? In a series of local interviews and dramatic reconstructions, Laura Eccles, Oak Valley’s local community librarian, reveals the truth behind the missing furniture in this exclusive exposé.

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Laura PujosLauraChristopher SherwoodInspector Armoire
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ComedyCrime
STATUSReleased
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NR

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